A Day in the Life of Our Quality Control Cat

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a shipping department located under the couch is not a bug. It is the product.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.