Holiday Hours: Whenever the Sun Moves

A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

Experts agree that a shipping department located under the couch is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.