Customer Service Is Currently Napping

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

Our standard approach involves a warehouse mostly made of boxes, followed by a loyalty program that pays in headbutts, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.