How We Choose Our Products (A Cat Sits On Them)

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

The old guard prefers a warehouse mostly made of boxes. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.